A father and son are fishing in a boat and the
father reaches over to a cooler and pulls out a
beer and starts drinking it. The son says, "Dad,
can I have one?" And the father says, "Well, can
your [richard] reach around your leg and touch your
[censored]?" The son says, "Umm, no." So later on
the father reaches over and pulls out a cigarette
and starts smoking it. The son says, "Dad, can I
have one of those?" the father replies, "Can your
[richard] reach around your leg and touch your
[censored]?" The son says, "No." The father says,
"Well too bad."

Later on they're driving down the road and they
stop at a gas station. The father goes in and
buys one hundred lotto tickets and gives his son
one. The father scratches off all ninety-nine of
them and he's a loser! His son scratches off his
and he won ten million dollars! The father says,
"Ok son, give me the ticket." the son replies,
"Well, can your [richard] reach around your leg and
touch your [censored]?" The father says, "Yeah!"

The son says, "Then Go [censored] Yourself! This Money
Is Mine!!!"